herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

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nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

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porkskins:

seeing an old person cry is the equivalent of having 1000 daggers stabbed into your heart

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WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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